By Jack Engelhard
Obama Never Wanted To Be President. He Just Wanted To Be Loved.
The Stimulus Bill weighs in at 1,588 pages – not exactly a page turner. The same lawmakers who wrote this heavyweight boondoggle, and voted for it, never read it, and that’s why there’s all this amazement about those bonuses for AIG. Nobody knows what’s in this package, except for $850 BILLION of our money that’s going, going, gone.
According to my calculations, that’s one thousand dollars per word, or maybe a million dollars per page. That’s a writer’s dream.
Mark Twain got a nickel a word and Ernest Hemingway maybe a dime or a quarter.
“Moby Dick” runs 464 pages. On those rates (if he were writing for Congress) Herman Melville would have died wealthy instead of poor, or started the novel with, “Call me Rich,” instead of Ishmael. “War and Peace” ends at page 1,296. Using the same math, Leo Tolstoy died poor for no reason except for the fact that he wrote novels instead of legislation.
(How do I get in on this?)
I actually heard three senators say that they never read the bill, that, indeed, nobody in Congress read the small print or even the BIG PRINT. Nada.Details