Naked Without a Teleprompter

By Jack Engelhard

 

This may come as a shock to readers who think I’m exceedingly smart or stupid, but listen, I do it my way, all on my own.

 

I have no staff to hand me material. Like other civilians, I walk through life entirely spontaneous. I even write books all by myself – wrote them all without help.

 

I take full responsibility for this column and for the thousands I’ve written throughout the years. 

 

But David Letterman makes $35 million a year reading off cue cards?

 

This man Letterman, as I understand it, now blames his writers for the Palin jokes that went over like a lead balloon.

 

Whom can I blame when I go wrong?

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