Foreclose This!

By Jack Engelhard


As I get it, people are being tossed from their homes because of some mortgage, or bank foul-up. The original homeowners are now living in tents.


Now these houses are up for auction and you, dear neighbor, are invited to move right on in at about half the price.


I keep reading ads like – Foreclosures At Only $150,000. This means your fellow American loses, you win!


Maybe I’ve got it all wrong, and if so, clue me in. As it is – this is ugly. This is obscene. Where is it written – Foreclose Thy Neighbor?